She met her ex-boyfriend in a bar and out of habit gave herself to him right away

Fucked a girl in the kitchen to shut her mouth and not swear

I knew right away that the guy was a virgin, he came twice in a row

Teaching a friend's inexperienced girlfriend about sex before their first date

If you hitchhike, be prepared to give yourself to the drivers

"Hey, don't lie about repeating biology, I saw you jerking off!"

Promises have to be kept, but I did put this video on the Internet